Senin, 03 Desember 2012

Hi All!!, Good Night.

Hi all!. Good night and good rest. Wishing you a wonderful dream, and dreams into reality.

Sabtu, 01 Desember 2012

Humor (arbitrary origin story) About the Doctor and Dung Cats

In Indonesia, there are clinics in the city of Surabaya named "TONGPES". At the clinic there are slogan boards with the phrase "If the disease is not cured after treatment, the fee will be returned 500%". Due to the highly provocative slogans, the clinic was visited by many patients every day. But the slogan is true. All patients were treated at the clinic was all healed illness. There has never been a disease that can not be cured by the clinic.

Eventually there was a man named Bojel. He wants the clinic can not cure the disease, so that her money returned 500%. He pretended to complain of pain that has never existed.

"Good afternoon sir. I really felt a strange disease huh?", Bojel vent to a clinic physician.
"What disease, bro?". physician questions.
"Well sir, every meal and drink I could not feel anything", Bojel Answer
"oh that?. Such disease is easily cured bro", The physician gave Bojel a spirit.
"Mei lyn, bring a drug that number 7", The physician asks for help on his servant, named mei lyn.
"Well...., I will pretend that I do not feel anything when taking it". Bojel expressed his excitement in his heart.
When drunk, "Arrghh ..., this is not a cure, but it's cat dung, hueeeekz". Bojel slipped out. :D
"Mean you are cured. Now you can feel cat dung". satisfied expression of physician.
Eventually, Bojel came home, muttering incoherently.

One week later, Bojel was fun again. He want to go to the clinic again. He hoped, hopefully this time successfully.
"Hi sir, I felt a strange disease again". Bojel told
"What's that?". physician questions.
"Well sir, lately I often forget. It just happened, not one minute I've forgotten."
"oh that?. Such disease is easily cured bro", Physicians feel confident in his ability. Bojel feel very excited. His mind is not known anymore. :D
"Mei lyn, bring a drug that number 7", The physician asks for help on his servant again.
"Oh no!, I do not want to be drug number 7". Bojel worried
"Why, why not?". physician questions.
"That number 7 was not a cure. But cat dung, shit!".
"Well, you remember. Mean you are cured". satisfied expression of physician for the second time.
"Never mind!. I give up medical treatment here. The medicine is just cat dung".
Physician laugh and you also laugh for a second time.

How Phone / PC RAM works?

In this article I will explain about the RAM. Ram function on computers and cell phones seem the same. Computer or cell phone is like a work room. Employees who are in the room are like the application or software. RAM is like a work desk or worktable. Then work tools likened to the tools needed by the application / software.

Now, let's look at the process of their work!.

Employees work using their own tools. Carpenters use saws, axes, hammers, etc. Tailor requires a sewing machine, thread, needles and fabric to be sewn. Book Authors need paper, pens, and books source.

If they work in the same time and their working tools set up on the same desk, one of the workers will be frantically looking for equipment. If worktable is spacious, the job placement tools can be grouped according to the workers. So, no more workers are confused to looking for their tools and all works can proceed smoothly.

You can imagine, what happens if all work together with small worktable and what happens if all work together with large worktable?.

So, if wrong please corrected :)